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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Golden Flow

We received an e-mail that the entire Delta Shift at Airways had to participate in a "random" drug screening. The WHOLE shift. How is that random? The explanation was that MPD had gotten behind on their "random" screenings. We smell a rat. Could this be an attempt to ferret out the "Phantom" of the station?

We suggest that the next time a "random" screen needs to be done, they start at the 12th floor. It's obvious that the administrators have been smoking dope or eating shrooms. Their fantasy of Blue Crush reducing crime could only come from an extreme stoner.