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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Real Time Crime Center update

Our cameras were allowed to get a sneak peak into the "high" tech MPD's new Real Time Slime Center. As you can see from the picture above, nothing was spared on this million dollar project. They even brought back a 30 year Captain from retirement!

The RTCC will be Larry Boy's answer to fighting crime in Memphis. This new smoke an d mirrors escapade will give the citizens a sense that he's doing something about us being number 2 in violent crime. Also, this will allow him more face time with the media. He loves to be on TV. There's a rumor that he's trying to become a member of the Screen Actors Guild.