Council news

Would you pay to have your job with MPD? That's the question being thrown about City Hall this week. I can't believe the balls on these elected officials. Pay to have a job with the city? Yeah, maybe if they were paying 100k a year. Do they not realize that some of us have to work 2-3 jobs just to keep our family happy on what they're paying? Get real. 50k may be alright for some, but most families have 3-4 members in their "pod" and paying money to the city for work is crazy. They won't attract anyone with that kind of bullshit.

Happy Memorial Day

Happy Memorial day friends. Let us take this time to remember those who we've lost over the years and reflect on the current relationships we have with one another. In this business, we have two families. The ones at home and the ones we work with everyday.

For those in the general public that read this blog everyday, please thank each officer you see for their daily sacrifice they make. Not just today, but everyday. Thanks and be safe.

What promotions?

Rumors are starting to fly that some 100 Sgts my get promoted to Lt. in June. While this may be nice to some, it could prove a headache for far too many.

Who will fill the vacant Sgt. slots? PIIs will be placed in the bureaus to help with the shortages. We all know that the city has offered numerous flawed promotional processes. Keeping up with tradition, there will probably be some lawsuit filed over this as well.

When will the next Sgt. exam be? Chico, Jr. will be eligible we assume.

Disclaimer.

We thought that we should add a post about our blog and where we stand when it comes to certain issues. Some of the reader's posts have gotten a little out of hand in the past and we feel that it might imply we agree with their beliefs.

We strive to be a gender, race and religious neutral site. Our main purpose is to expose the political and procedural bullshit that the administration forces on the line officer. Essentially, real protective services are being neutered over an administrator's personal agenda or goal.

Further, we are here to air any rumors under the pretense of confirming or educating officers on the real story "Behind the Badge". This site should not be confused with Harold Bruce's "Donut Diaries".

We encourage all readers to participate in the discussions and allow comments without edits. This is America and freedom of speech is a basic right shared by everyone. Please help us grow and reach every possible person who has a concern about the way MPD is being run. We can have fun at the same time, but we don't want the site to come off as racist. Thanks.

Melee in Cordova.

We would like to hear from any officers that made the scene at Incredible Pizza. The moron who decided to get 4 city schools together and bring them out to Cordova should be fired! It would have been ok for each school to come on a different day, but anyone should have known it would have been a recipe for disaster. We've all pulled OT at the basketball and football games before. They should have had at least 10 officers working OT for this. Where was BLUE FLUSH when we needed them? HAHAHA!

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Sorry for the delay.

We've been out of touch due to some traveling this week. So far, it's been a slow news week. We have received some mail from readers and appreciate the heads up.

Earlier, we informed everyone about the dirty deeds being conducted by Lt. Isabel in MLK Park. Now, the officer who caught them is being intimidated at the station. Hubba Bubba Williams is going out of his way to protect Isabel and it appears the administration will cover this up as well. Why hasn't Security Squad even asked for a log sheet? If it were you or I that was doing the freaky deaky on duty

Let the voting begin!

May nominations are up and waiting for your vote.

Does Dr. Turner have a bias?

It has come to our attention that Dr. Turner is dismissing an abnormal amount of applicants due to his subjective psychological screenings. Dr. Turner is turning away qualified candidates at an alarming rate. What's the alarm? He's dismissing male whites from the process and allowing other minorities to sail through the process. This has even caught the attention of the recruiting staff at the MPD Academy. You may ask what's being done about this? Absolutely nothing. Someone in a position of responsible charge needs to review Turner's conclusions and inquire as to why he's failing ALMOST ALL male whites.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a winner.

Last night, Major Gerald Perry found out that the full resources of the Memphis Police Department were not at his disposal after his wife and child were carjacked. Unlike Larry "Chico" Godwin, who used every available officer to search for his wife's purse after an auto burglary. Hey Chico, where were the 3 CSI units, OCU teams, PSN unit and latent print technicians last night? Doesn't a violent felony trump an auto burglary? Or is it that Maj. Perry's family is not as important as yours?

On a side note, we are glad that Gerald's family was alright after the violent incident. If the vehicle hasn't been found by now, some south end officers should check the local GD hot spots. You can be assured that this asshole is totally "flossin" in an officer's personal car.

Hey hey hey......

...............it's Glenn "Hubba Bubba" Williams to the rescue. Yes Glenn, we are aware of the scare tactics you are employing on your officers. We all no Isabel was caught doing the dirty, no matter how hard you try to cover it up. Further, make sure your fat ass looks presentable next time you address us at roll call. You reminded me of fat ass slob Danny Cooper! By the way, you missed some of our "+2 tickets" stickers on a couple of units. I suggest you check the lot for yourself after each signal "C". Quit sucking up! You are not going to make it past Major. Ha Ha.

Petition started to fire Larry Godwin!

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May nominations for AOTM.

We will be taking nominations until 05-10-08 for May's Asshole of the Month. Get your names in quick as the slots will be filling up fast. The poll will be posted on 5-11-08.

Sorry for the delay.

Who would have known that Chico himself would have won this award for the month. He should be receiving this via Fed Ex today. Anyone working on the 12th floor should check to see if he mounts this on his wall today. I doubt that he will call a press conference for this award.

We made it big enough for all to print off their own copy and spread around the stations. We heard that some of last month's made it to the Lt.'s read out board. Funny thing is, Luther McKaskill thought it was an actual award. Dumbass.

Say it isn't so?

A reader informed us that Lt. Isabell from Airways was caught getting freaky in MLK park while ON-DUTY! The gentleman was an unnamed Raines Station PII. Nothing like getting a little on-duty booty. HAHA. Does anyone know if this is the same Isabell that stole money from the Girl Scout cookie fund, lost all of it at Tunica and was promoted in order to pay the money back? We are starting to have flash backs of Bobby Todd.

Lower standards?

As some of you may know, MPD has lowered the standards in order to recruit more officers. This (as we all know) will eventually lead to major problems. Every thug from Memphis now has an opportunity to infiltrate the department. This will lead to another "Tarnished Blue" campaign and tons of wasted $$$.

We just learned today that an Appling Farms officer stopped a potential recruit on a stolen motorcycle last night. During the paperwork process, the thug's mother showed up on the scene and began running her mouth. During this, she blurted out "well, you just ruined his chances with the MPD"! That's right. He had just completed turning in his application 2 days prior. To add insult to injury, the thug stated that he rode the stolen motorcycle out to O.K. Robertson road and turned in his required documentation.

Get ready Memphis. This is the future of law enforcement in your community. If you are not satisfied, write the City Council and tell them to bring the college requirement back. If you want to recruit qualified officers, increase the pay. End of story!