Who would have known that Chico himself would have won this award for the month. He should be receiving this via Fed Ex today. Anyone working on the 12th floor should check to see if he mounts this on his wall today. I doubt that he will call a press conference for this award.
We made it big enough for all to print off their own copy and spread around the stations. We heard that some of last month's made it to the Lt.'s read out board. Funny thing is, Luther McKaskill thought it was an actual award. Dumbass.