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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Breaking News

The Enforcer has received information that Larry "Chico" Godwin's days as Director could soon be over! Conversations at City Hall have been overheard and the information being discussed is the tenure of Godwin. Apparently, numerous citizens have contacted their council person and demanded that Larry be removed from his position. Big wigs at City Hall have also discussed the constant "dog and pony" show at MPD and the false picture of dropping crime in the city. A further decision will be made once the FBI UCR numbers for 2007 have been finalized. If 2007 violent crime is higher than 2006, Larry's head will be on the chopping block and his ass hanging in the wind.